This morning D told us "Me click click cheeken dom. Me dy cheeken yist. Cheeken say cluck cluck. Me say OK cheeken."
Translation: I unlatched the chicken door and fed the chickens. They are happy.
This evening we went to Pizza Hut so the kids could use their book it coupons. There was a sign on the wall... and there was no good way to explain it was a joke. "Dis say no veelka! Me no veelka!"